The man wants you to view him as the world’s greatest lover, such that you feel honored when he asks for sex — say no and you crush a little bit of him. Yes, both man and wife should and will enjoy mutually fulfilling sex — together (it is never fulfilling if you cheat — temporary pleasure and immeasurable guilt forever). Yet, the man physically requires more sex to prevent hypertestosteronism and the…resultant idiocy of the male. Sex doesn’t always have to make you see stars. Typically, it’s the man doing most of the work. You are wise, not weak, to simply give him his 10 minutes of pleasure. Act like your enjoying it and he’ll only take 5 minutes [sic]. Then, don’t forget to tell him how wonderful he was.
Dad’s Sex Tips To One-Year-Old Are Worst Fatherly Advice Ever
this is a man’s sex advice letter to his INFANT DAUGHTER. SHE IS ONE. HE WROTE THIS TO HER. SERIOUSLY.
I CAN’T EVEN.
(also has anyone noticed the misogynist’s typical claim that they are crushed and can’t handle any sign of female rejection? Holy fragile overemotional ego Batman.)
I hate men. Forever.
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Oh, good. I haven’t had my rage stroke today, and it’s already 11:00 am. I was getting worried.
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I’m just….I’m done.
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“Resultant idiocy of the male.” Is this piece of crap a case in point?
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This is really, really gross. Like, vomity.
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“Lie back and think of England” Are we still on this shit?
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this is actually some of the sickest shit i’ve ever read.
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